systemofadown1162 wrote:
O.P. wrote:
There's always Jack Handeys Deep Thought's too. I love those.
Then why didnt you post any?

I always have one at the bottom of my posts, and, I forget sometimes that some people might not know who that is. Here are a couple for you.....
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
I'd rather be rich than stupid.
What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun."
Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.
Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.
Heheeeee. I'll stop now.