Quoteable Quotes

[Ztex]

Stewie Griffin:
You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that.


Stewie: What the hell is this?
Lois: Sweetie, that's tuna salad.
Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.

Lois (to Stewie): Come on sweetie, eat your broccoli. It's good for you! Here comes the airplane!
Stewie (to Lois): darn you, darn the broccoli, and darn the Wright Brothers!

[chico]

From futurama;

Fry: Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex.

Leonard Nimoy: When I directed Star Trek IV, I got a good performance out of Bill because I respected him so much.
William Shatner: And when I directed Star Trek V, I got a good performance out of me because I respected me so much.

Fry: I'm not a robot like you, I don't like having discs cramped into me... unless they're Oreos... and then only in the mouth.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [about his much younger girlfriend] Some people think I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave.

Bender: This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.

[dj51d]

Zapp Brannigan: Hit that bullseye and the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Check mate.

Homer Simpson: A graduate student, eh? How come you guys can go to the moon but you can't make my socks smell good?

[global111]

Apologies if this doesnt count:
Windows boot system diagnostics :

"Keyboard not detected, press any key to continue"

and

"Mouse not detected, please click continue to install drivers"

[O.P.]

Hedley Lamar: Qualifications?
Cowboy: Rape, Murder, Arson, Rape.
Hedley Lamar: You said rape twice.
Cowboy: I like rape.

And there is one of the greatest one liners ever..

Slim Pickens: Somebody go back and get a sh1tload of dimes!

Another Slim Pickens gem..

Major Kong: Stay on the bomb run, boys! I'm gonna get them doors open if it harelips everybody on Bear Creek!

Office space...
Bob: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter: Well, I haven't been exactly missing it Bob.
The Bob's: heheheheeeeee

Peter: What would you do with a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'd do two chick's at one time. If I was a millionare I think I could hook that up.


There's always Jack Handeys Deep Thought's too. I love those.

[systemofadown1162]

There's always Jack Handeys Deep Thought's too. I love those.

Then why didnt you post any?

[Ollie]

Mr. Burns : "Excellent!"

[O.P.]

There's always Jack Handeys Deep Thought's too. I love those.

Then why didnt you post any?

I always have one at the bottom of my posts, and, I forget sometimes that some people might not know who that is. Here are a couple for you.....

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."


Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun."

Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.

Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.

Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.



Heheeeee. I'll stop now.

[Elroy13]

STRANGE BREW !!!!

Bob McKenzie: He once got our dead battery goin' by mixin' bird feces and spit, cause there's like acids in it, eh?


Doug McKenzie: See, if you'd stick to your 12-point maintinence program, eh, then we wouldn't have to jump-start you like this. Oh, no, you had to do it your way... you think you know everything, eh.



CADDY SHACK:

Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

[O.P.]

Elroy, You Rock!

Strange Brew....

Brake Check!

Caddy Shack.....

Yeah, Yeah, baby, I will teach you the meaning of the word "Disipline".

It's a little harsh.

Mind if I clean up around here?

Theres the pool and the pond. I think you would like the pond.

I bet you were something before electricity!

[Steve Nelson]

One of my favorite Deep Thoughts (from memory, so it might not be quite accurate)...

"I can picture a world with no hate, no war, and no weapons. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."


SN

[Ztex]

Basil Fawlty: Racket?! That's Brahms! BRAHMS' THIRD RACKET!

If you're not over here in twenty minutes with my door, I shall come over there and insert a large garden gnome in you. Good day.

Basil: Always reminds me of somebody machine-gunning a seal.
Major Gowen: The heat?
Basil: No, no. My wife's laugh.

[Beachy]

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Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

[Stephanie]

Oh, I think between Beachgirl and Elroy you covered the two most quotable movies ever, and then we had the Family Guy quotes. Perfect!

Office Space is... huge with my group of friends. I swear you put us all in a room together we'd have the dialogue for the entire movie memorized. I think everyone can relate to that movie in one way or another, so so so funny.

Michael Bolton: PC Load Letter? What the f*** does that mean?

Classic.

Bob McKenzie: If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.

Anyhow, superior work guys! I think you picked the 3 best movies/shows to quote from ever!

Now I know what I need to watch again this weekend!

Last edited by Stephanie on Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:52 am, edited 1 time in total.

[Jack Cook]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Full Medal Jacket

"Private Pyle when we're through you're gonna be sh*tting me Tiffiany cufflinks!"