What the heck is a "Stratolina?"

Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:10 am

Hmmm could a stratalina be anything from a stratocruiser? or c97? Or does it need wings? :?:

Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:30 pm

Again, not exactly a news flash here, but I was able to get the cargo door for the Stratolina working today...at least sort of working.

I removed the emergency hydraulic hand pump from the co-pilot's position and mounted it underneath the selector valve for the door. Right away, I noticed that some of the check valves were gummed up and such, but rather than just resealing them all at once, I'm decided to do it the hard way. :roll:

Eventually, and after taking a couple different showers with hydraulic fluid, due to rotten hoses busting, I was able to get the door to rise without the aid of a forklift for the first time in many, many years.

But naturally, I've got another check valve that's not "unchecking," so the door isn't coming down like it should. So I've just called it a day and will eventually just reseal everything in the system, like I should've done in the first place. A pretty stupid mistake on my part for sure.

Gary

Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:04 pm

Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:13 pm

LMFARO

Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:17 pm

retroaviation wrote:Well, since you never know just when one of those Google Maps satelites will swing by to take a picture, I thought I better go ahead and brand this thing................

Gary

Good F-n Grief.., this is too dang funny!!!

Funny, funny stuff!

The shoe (excuse me.., BOOT) prints are almost as classic as a nice marinara stain on a wife beater Tee!

LOL!!!!

Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:21 pm

Holedigger, that has got to be one of the funniest things I've seen in quite a while. Laughs are hard to come by around here lately, but man-oh-man, did you ever get me to laughing on that one!

Thanks!!!

Gary

Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:31 pm

Gary
With all the hard work and heartbreak you have been going through, you deserve a lift. Thought a NICE memorial plaque would be fitting. Glad you like it, I had to put on my creative "thinking cap" to figure out something appropriate to say!!!! Keep up the good fight!

Chris
aka Holedigger

Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:16 pm

Ok now that's the funniest freaking thing I've seen on wix in a long time. Where do I order my poster :?:

Gary judging by the boot prints on the wing you had some kind of Hillbilly Hoedown up there eh :shock:

Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:06 pm

Very funny!

( in know I shouldn't go there but....I can't help it...corny as it may be... )

A Hysterical Marker!

Sorry...

Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:11 pm

It's a shame casting aluminum is so expensive, cuz it would be really fun to do a nice marker like that, but.....the Texas State Historical Folk MIGHT have an issue with it!!! They have NO sense of humor!!! :shock:

Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:38 pm

Holedigger wrote:It's a shame casting aluminum is so expensive, cuz it would be really fun to do a nice marker like that, but.....the Texas State Historical Folk MIGHT have an issue with it!!! They have NO sense of humor!!!

Ok... Three questions.

1. Where is the original marker in the picture that you modified? I kind of wonder if I recognize that background.
2. Having done a very nice job of modifying that marker, would it be possible for you to tell us the process? It might be useful you know!
3. Next time, will you let one of us Texans proofread it first so that it doesn't make the state look backwards? (ex. were know to be)? :wink:

All in all, good job pardner!

Ryan
P.S. Oh, and yes! Some of us here in Texas do actually stop and look at those markers. Many are very interesting!

Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:48 pm

Found a decent sized pic on the net, this one is for Thomas Deye Owings of Brenham. Tossed it into Photoshop and 1:shortened the whole sign some because it was too tall. 2: Cloned the background "pebble" texture over the whole face except the logo 3: Found Fonts similar to what is used on these signs and typed some gibberish. 4: Added dropshadow to the text layers to get the raised effect.

Got some kin on one or two of these signs scattered about. One, a little place called Luckenbach. I have read my share of them!!

PS I'm from Seguin, but have been away!!!

Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:52 pm

Holedigger wrote:PS I'm from Seguin, but have been away!!!

I know, I shouldn't have unintentionally insulted you like that. My apologies.

Ryan

Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:56 pm

No problem Ryan, just trying to write long, rambling and "flowery" like some of the markers tend to do.....I mean....what do you say about Stratolina!!! :shock:

We could form a committee and not have text for years!!!

Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:09 pm

Holedigger wrote:We could form a committee and not have text for years!!!

Not likely. I'd push for action, quickly. I'm sick of committees. I like swift justice and reasonable responses to real problems!

Ryan

What the heck is a "Stratolina?"

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