The Colonel Has Been Detained
Mon Jul 26, 2004 10:14 pm
Through sub-liminal messaging I have received word that Col Rohr of the MSBM has been detained by Russian Agents Nikita and Katarina! Although a DAUNTING TASK, the Colonel is endevouring to PRESERVE WHIRLED PEAS and is using EXTREME MEASURES to MAINTAIN DETANTE BETWEEN our individuals. The MSBM is at DEFCON 1 and all special units have been activated. To our Supreme and Exalted Ruler and Omnipotent Being(Scott), I will relay all messages received until the Colonel's Communications have been restored. To Sir John, if you should see this message and receive any sub-liminal messaging from the Colonel, BEWARE! His thoughts may have been corrupted(If not yet I'm sure someones will be!? 
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Mon Jul 26, 2004 11:22 pm
Riiiiiiight ....is there some website we can copy and paste this into so the rest of us can get a translation ? 
a slightly bemused Dave
a slightly bemused Dave
Tue Jul 27, 2004 2:00 am
Sounds like the Col's computing system took a dump.....
Tue Jul 27, 2004 5:10 am
Hi Don
Moxie is being downloaded into all ICBBFSADSM (inter contental ballistic black fly scone area denial system missiles )
The entire Sunshine State Air Farce has been mobilised and shock troops are boarding the Dragon Rapide fast response long range heavy transports should they be required.
Could I suggest to Col Rohr that he may wish to call in technishal folks to ave a peek under the bonnet of his komputa rather than sticking his fingers into the wall socket to see if it works !!!!
I and the SSAF are as always your humble servants and await the pleasure of again serving the great Commonwealth of Maine in it's time of need.
John Beauregard Parker
AVM
SSAF
Moxie is being downloaded into all ICBBFSADSM (inter contental ballistic black fly scone area denial system missiles )
The entire Sunshine State Air Farce has been mobilised and shock troops are boarding the Dragon Rapide fast response long range heavy transports should they be required.
Could I suggest to Col Rohr that he may wish to call in technishal folks to ave a peek under the bonnet of his komputa rather than sticking his fingers into the wall socket to see if it works !!!!
I and the SSAF are as always your humble servants and await the pleasure of again serving the great Commonwealth of Maine in it's time of need.
John Beauregard Parker
AVM
SSAF
Tue Jul 27, 2004 6:59 pm
Sir John,
I think the finger in the socket problem will work itself out quite nicely. As we all know, when the Colonel accepts such a DELICATE MISSION, as FORIEGN RELATIONS, even loss of a hard drive is a trivial matter. And as I have been informed, Foriegn Agents of that calibre are esspecially PERSUASIVE! We can only hope that he will endevour to preservere( and a photo documentary on interrogation techniques)!
I think the finger in the socket problem will work itself out quite nicely. As we all know, when the Colonel accepts such a DELICATE MISSION, as FORIEGN RELATIONS, even loss of a hard drive is a trivial matter. And as I have been informed, Foriegn Agents of that calibre are esspecially PERSUASIVE! We can only hope that he will endevour to preservere( and a photo documentary on interrogation techniques)!
Wed Jul 28, 2004 11:12 am
cvairwerks wrote:Sounds like the Col's computing system took a dump.....
After he took photos of nekkid wimmins... Mebbe that's why? My Inbox awaits said photos!
Wed Jul 28, 2004 4:47 pm
Mainer Wemmins?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:33 pm
Anonymous wrote:Mainer Wemmins?
Whoa!
Naw, dems furrin wimmins. From New Hampshire...