And hope you don't miss the relief tube.................. ================ Don't even get me started on that relief tube. I shouldn't be telling this, but I'm way beyond being embarassed anymore!!
When this Big Eagle thing got going, we went TDY back to Hurlbur for a firepower demo. We left England AFB one Saturday morning, as I remember, on two C-123's. Keep in mind, I had been in the Air Force Just over a year, and had never flown on anything but an airliner-and they had bathrooms. While we were milling around on the flight line that morning, waiting to board, I got "the urge". Just as I was about to find a bathroom, they loaded us up. I thought, "Well, can't take that long to get to Hurlburt, I'll just go there. Had no idea it would take 2 HOURS! Anyway, I was sitting in the front end of the cargo bay in the 123, and finally couldn't wait any longer. I asked the guy next to me where the "bathroom" was. He just pointed to the rear of the plane. I didn't see anything back there that looked remotely like a bathroom, but I went back anyway. That's when I was introduced to the "Relief tube"-not in a room, or behind a curtain, but right there, in front of God and everybody else! At that point, I just froze up, couldn't do a thing, and went back and sat down. Somehow, I managed to wait until we landed. Thankfully, we pulled up right in front of base ops, and by the scramble getting off the plane and to the bathrooms, I wasn't the only one affected!! Know how some things, because of the time, place, etc that you just don't forget, well, that time was forever etched in my memory (or my bladder), not sure which!! Trust me, I learned then the meaning of the saying, "Try to begin your flight with your fuel tanks full and your bladder empty." Outta here,
_________________ Randy Ryman Project Big Eagle NKP Thailand 1966 http://www.coastcomp.com/av/florence/florandy.htm
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