This one takes the cake:
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well...let me tell ya bout it......... i and a friend /business assoc. (we donated a piece of metal art that he made and i airbrushed) went to the "quails unlimit" banquit in abeleen the 9th ...chuck yeager was a guest celeb/quail hunter . we got there early and sure nuff there he was no one around him ...i walked up to him and said excuse me MR YEAGER ?.... he looked sorta strange at me then said WHAT...then i said MR YEAGER ? he then said .SON I AM GENERAL CHUCK YEAGER YOU OUGHT TO KNOW BETTER THAN TO CALL ME MR..... EVIDENTLY YOU WERE NEVER IN THE MILITARY ....i said yes sir i was ..he said THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIFFINATLY KNOWN BETTER THAN TO ADDRESS ME AS MR !...... (BY THIS TIME I WAS WALKING ON MY TONGUE AND LOWER JAW)......i said i was sorry and all i was tryin' to do was show you respect ..i wasn't thinkin' sir... i am sorry...his reply was YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER...! well i wasn't through humiliating myself so i said something else stupid!!!!! My dad was in china when you were ....SON I WAS NEVER IN CHINA ....EXCEPT TO PICK UP A MIG 19 ...THERE WERE NO AMERICANS IN CHINA AT THAT TIME ......i said no sir during ww2 ...darn...SON I WAS NEVER OVER THERE ...I FOUGHT IN EROUPE ...YOU BETTER GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT ! By then i had so much dirt in my mouth along with both feet and legs...heck i was devoring myself at record speed ...i said i'm sorry one more time .......and slinked off......my buddy said guess ya don't want a picture taken with that jerk ! well as he walked past me he bumped /brushed into me like i was some duphaz from hog island mississippi...(aint over yet) don and i walked around lookin at some other stuff being auctioned off ...and here he makes a be-line to me ...he said ...you said your dad was in ww2 ...i said yes sir ...i started to tell him alittle and then he just walked off .....wow.............talk about full of himself .........evil keivel was never that rude to his fans....and he was a real stinker.
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