Hal B wrote:
Or change a few cylinders on the bottom of a 3350

Or dismantle a Ford 460 on an engine stand while your arm is in a cast...
Engine on stand? check
Drip tray on bottom of stand? check
Drain pan full of oil/cooant mix in drip tray? check...
Arm in a plaster cast following surgery? check?
Head full of medications/thinking process not quite on par with usually alert self? check/check
So I remove the last bolt holding one of the heads on & then lift it off the locating dowels. At this point I realise just how weakened my grip is as the head starts to slide from my hands & head for the floor. Now this head probably weighs about 90lb & I don't want it to hit my foot so I make an attempt to impede the plummet earthwards.
I'm *somewhat* successful in this attempt & I manage to not allow it to hit the ground.. or my foot.
Instead, it hit the end of the aforementioned drip tray which promptly launched the drainpan skywards, spinning wildly like a flipped coined. It didn't get too far as it hit the bottom of the engine block & arrested it's low Earth orbit trajectory. The top of the drain pan was facing me when this happened & the contents continued onwards until they collided with the walls & ceiling of my garage... or me..
For ages afterwards there was a "Rick" shaped outline of me, in oil/coolant mix on the garage door... oh how I laughed...
