Bill Greenwood wrote:
Doug, as I said I would Never want that job. And drunks can be a pain.
Here is a little humor told to me by one of the cops at Midland. A guy pulls off the freeway there to the bar. He is already loaded but has one more. Then it is closing time. He gets in his car, but misses the exit of the parking lot going back onto the feeder road. His car ends up nose down in the ditch with both back wheels off the ground. When the state patrol trooper drives by he sees this and pulls in . The drunk is in the car, gas pedal well down, and the rear wheels going about 70 mph. The trooper goes up to the guys window. There are two problems, one the guy can't understand how the trooper can run fast enough on foot to keep up with him at 70 mph. The cop has the hardest time actually convincing the guy that he really isn't driving down the freeway, and it is not made any easier when the cop feels like he is part of a Chevy Chase movie and can't quit laughing. I don't think they taught that one in school, but I bet they do now.
By the way my Son wants to be a DA.
One that happened here a few months back:
Off duty, drunk cop leaves a bar, hets in his Hummer & backs over 2 people in the parking lot.
Jumps out of his vehicle into his "GF's" car & they both haul ass outta there.
Guy he hit has minor injuries, but the women in the parking lot had the Hummer back over her, & then again when he pulled forward..collapsed lungs, multiple fractured ribs etc..
Other cops arrive along with ambulance etc. They find his LASD id on the center console. They go to his house to arrest him for felony hit & run, DUI & whatever else they can charge him with...
Then it turns out the girl he left with wasn't his gf, she wasn't there that night...
Then his WIFE finds out what happened....
& then (& this is the killer...)
The woman he ran over TWICE is the local DA's mother...
