Col. Rohr on the Move!

[Don Martin]

Just a heads up, guys! Col. Rohr is moving south to the Baltimore area, so anyone who needs to hide should consider themselves Forewarned!

[Forgotten Field]

He doesn't know it yet, but he's going to be going through the Forgotten Field SERE-C training, in our POW cage. We're hiring some fat USN Chief's and lawyers who are going to be interrogating him for the locations of downed USN aircraft by deliberately ruining simple USN recipe meals in front of him, and quoting USN Salvage SOP's in droning, chant-like voices. When he's all softened up, we're going to have a mock wedding with Wendy Koble as the High Priestess officiating. We're still looking for some tatooed trailer skank from Essex or Dundalk to walk down the aisle with him...

Anybody want to join the pool on how long he'll hold out? Wedding gift registration is at Target and Patient First VD clinic.

Welcome to Baltimore, Rob! Looking forward to seeing you here.

[Jase]

Geez. WIX doesn't need *another* Balti-moron. (Did Ah mis-spell dat? Us stump-running insurgents ai'nt reel gud spellas.)

[Robbie Stuart]

Don, please pass on my regards to Rob.
Robbie

[planenutti]

FAT CPO's?!?!? Tell me it ain't so, please. Who told you that there was ever such a thing. Nope, never, won't happen, not in our Navy. That said, let me open my eyes and join the real world again.
Bob
Retired Senior Chief (was never fat, just chubby)

[Nathan]

I think this thread needs to be pulled.

[TimAPNY]

Where, Oh Where will he get his Moxie fix in Maryland?

Interesting, so what moved him south?

Tim

[EDowning]

TimAPNY wrote:

Interesting, so what moved him south?

Tar and Feathers?

[Beachy]

Tar and Feathers?

LOL!!! No offense intended to the Colonel, but that struck me as very funny!

[EDowning]

Beachgirl wrote:

LOL!!! No offense intended to the Colonel, but that struck me as very funny!

Rob Rohr has a good sense of humor, I think he would find it amusing as well.

[Warhawk]

Where, Oh Where will he get his Moxie fix in Maryland?

I can see it now. The preacher standing to the side of the casket saying............

"Dear friends we are here today not to mourn, but to celebrate the life of the late Mr. Rohr. He was a good man who was taken from us too early in life. If only he had not been making Moxie in the bathtub he might still be with us."

Headline from the Los Angles Times August 14th 2008.

EAST COAST DEVESTATED BY NOXIOUS PLUME

Chemical release thought to have been caused by displaced Mainer making bathtub Moxie. State of Maine unaffected. Al-Qaeda link disproved.

[Tulio]

I am glad that the Kernel is moving a little to the South.

The punk scene in Baltimore will be grateful for the reinforcements : )


Saludos,


Tulio