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corsairdude
 Post subject: Airline Announcements
PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:20 pm 
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A flight attendant announced: ' People, people, we´re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it !!'

Heard on an airplane: ' Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if you can light'em, you can smoke'em '.

Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: ' We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you`ll think of us `.

Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: ' We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal`.
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I was on a Southwest flight into Burbank once when the pilot REALLY planted it. The flight attendant came on the PA and said, "Did we just land...or were we just shot down?!?"

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"From the flight deeck this is your Captain speaking. Today's flight will beabout an hour and a half. The weather looks smooth and we should have an on time arrival. The flight attendants will be around shortly with drink service. As a side note our company boasts having some of the prettiest flight attendants in the airline industry. None of which are on this flight today."

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Heard after the pilot plants a hard landing, from the Flight Attendant:

"Ladies and gentlemen, that wasn't the Captain's fault. That wasn't the First Officer's fault. That was the ASPHALT!
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I was on a flight too where the Captain planted it. There were 3 guys a few rows up and judging by the haircuts and comment they must've been USAF. After the landing one of them said "Go Navy!" :lol:
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LOL

I hope you've enjoyed giving us the business as much as we've enjoyed taking you for a ride HEHE
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HEY GUYS !!!!!!
Did you see the video on Liveleak about the CEO from RYANAIR saying they will be giving b.j. on business class? :shock:
THAT´LL BE THE DAY :roll: :roll: :roll:
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