Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:55 am
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:47 pm
Jack Burton
Haw Haw...I found that movie on DVD at wally world the other day for $4.44! had to buy it!
Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:13 pm
LOL!
Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:01 am
From the Far Side.....
(A picture of a dog in a moving car, with his head out the window, hollering to his other dog friends.....)
"Ha Ha...I'm going to the vet to get Tutored!"
Gary
(A picture of a dog in a moving car, with his head out the window, hollering to his other dog friends.....)
"Ha Ha...I'm going to the vet to get Tutored!"
Gary
Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:37 pm
Ztex wrote:Jack Burton
Haw Haw...I found that movie on DVD at wally world the other day for $4.44! had to buy it!
Man, I soo want that shirt
Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:05 am
Hello Amanda. You don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a game. Here's what happens if you lose.
????
Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:42 pm
"You're pissing me off recruit!"
Chief Petty Officer Peliego Bootcamp 1985
Chief Petty Officer Peliego Bootcamp 1985
Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:52 am
Go straight down the hill that way really fast, and if something gets in your way, turn.
Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:43 am
bugazon wrote:Go straight down the hill that way really fast, and if something gets in your way, turn.
"I want my to dollars!"
"Do you know the street value of this mountain?"
"Ain't that a shame, throwing away a perfectly good white bow like that"
" "
Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:50 pm
From "Midway":
"You're being paid to fly fighter planes, not sit in your room and cry over your girl's picture!" - Charlton Heston
"What they're doing is suicide - mindless suicide!" - Pat Morita/"Perhaps. But it's an effective technique." - James Shigeta (referring to USN torpedo pilots)
From "Tora! Tora! Tora!":
"Dammit, what a way to fly into a war - unarmed and outta gas!" - Norman Alden
From "Strategic Air Command":
"Now, don't tell me you've rigged this great big thing up so it'll fly?" - Jimmy Stewart
From "Bombardier":
"With bombs bombs bombs drop the souveneirs/Of the U.S. Bombardiers!" - Sung by entire cast for no apparent reason
From SCTV's "Fighting Devil Dogs of the Air":
"I'm on fire - now I know why they call this thing a Zero!" - Dave Thomas as Japanese pilot
From "Aircrew" (Russian "Airport" disaster movie):
(at airport damaged by earthquakes) "We cannot take off, and we cannot stay here. Therefore, we will take off." - Georgi Zhzhyonov (This subtitle got a big laugh at the festival where I saw the film. They changed it to something more coherent on the DVD.)
And finally, let's all take a deep breath and shout:
"DON'T YOU YELL AT ME, MR. WARWICK!!!"
more to come...
"You're being paid to fly fighter planes, not sit in your room and cry over your girl's picture!" - Charlton Heston
"What they're doing is suicide - mindless suicide!" - Pat Morita/"Perhaps. But it's an effective technique." - James Shigeta (referring to USN torpedo pilots)
From "Tora! Tora! Tora!":
"Dammit, what a way to fly into a war - unarmed and outta gas!" - Norman Alden
From "Strategic Air Command":
"Now, don't tell me you've rigged this great big thing up so it'll fly?" - Jimmy Stewart
From "Bombardier":
"With bombs bombs bombs drop the souveneirs/Of the U.S. Bombardiers!" - Sung by entire cast for no apparent reason
From SCTV's "Fighting Devil Dogs of the Air":
"I'm on fire - now I know why they call this thing a Zero!" - Dave Thomas as Japanese pilot
From "Aircrew" (Russian "Airport" disaster movie):
(at airport damaged by earthquakes) "We cannot take off, and we cannot stay here. Therefore, we will take off." - Georgi Zhzhyonov (This subtitle got a big laugh at the festival where I saw the film. They changed it to something more coherent on the DVD.)
And finally, let's all take a deep breath and shout:
"DON'T YOU YELL AT ME, MR. WARWICK!!!"
more to come...
Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:08 pm
Peter Griffin: Don't worry, I have an idea. An idea so smart my head would explode even if I began to know what I was talking about.
Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:11 pm
From Strategic Air Command: Mechanic-Sir, the General's cigar, well the whole airplane could blow!
The major's response while looking at the airplane, "It wouldn't dare."
I heard that this really took place on a ramp with Gen. Lemay.
The major's response while looking at the airplane, "It wouldn't dare."
I heard that this really took place on a ramp with Gen. Lemay.
Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:01 am
"All right, now let me tell you something, Mr. Dorfmann. That engine is rated at two-thosuand horsepower..and if I was ever fool enough to let it get started it would shake that patched-up pile of junk of yours into a million peices, and cut us all into mincemeat with the propeller!"
"A toy is something you wind up, and it rolls along the floor..a model aeroplane is something totally different!"
SN
"A toy is something you wind up, and it rolls along the floor..a model aeroplane is something totally different!"
SN
Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:19 pm
And for O.P. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns."
"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing."
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did.""
"It takes a big man to cry, it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man."
"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them."
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
"Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind."
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns."
"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing."
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did.""
"It takes a big man to cry, it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man."
"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them."
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
"Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind."
Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:14 pm
OK..movie people.. Can anyone tell me what movie?
Captain Yelland: Alert 1 this is Eagle 1, what've you got?
Pilot: Two Japanese Zeroes, sir.
Captain Yelland: Two what?
Pilot: Two Trophy Class Mitsubishi A6Ms in original condition, complete with all markings. I mean, they look brand new sir!
Captain Yelland: Have you been spotted?
Pilot: Negative, we're right in the sun at their 6 o'clock high.
Captain Yelland: Stay in visual contact, take no action without clearance.
Pilot: Wilco Eagle 1, out.
Captain Yelland: Alert 1 this is Eagle 1, what've you got?
Pilot: Two Japanese Zeroes, sir.
Captain Yelland: Two what?
Pilot: Two Trophy Class Mitsubishi A6Ms in original condition, complete with all markings. I mean, they look brand new sir!
Captain Yelland: Have you been spotted?
Pilot: Negative, we're right in the sun at their 6 o'clock high.
Captain Yelland: Stay in visual contact, take no action without clearance.
Pilot: Wilco Eagle 1, out.