Some of this I will have to disagree with. POF has modern, state of the art toilet facilities now- with automatic soap dispensers no less! And I've never seen a snake there in the past 30 years. (six-legged) Black Widows yes, gophers yes, snakes no. The native wildlife consists of cows and chickens, with an occasional goat. Bill might be surprised to know that there is even a Carl's Jr. and a McDonald's within a few miles of the airport.
Bill Greenwood wrote:
Maybe if you are lucky ,they will let you degrease some parts, maybe even a whole Skyraider, or at least a T-28, if they have one. That ought to really warm her heart, soften her skin and make her smell like every mans secret wish, ie a Harley.
But there is a drawback, if you do get to crawl under a Skyraider and play with some nice toxic solvent, then think how jealous and upset your Mother In Law is going to be when she finds out how much fun she missed out on. She'll want to come next year.
By the way,if she is an animal lover all you have to do is walk a little way outside the airport to a vacant field and see some of the native wildlife. One of them, the Mojave rattlesnake is a little hard to spot with its camouflage, but you can usually pick up their movement as they slither away right after they strike. Not as bad as it sounds, more than half the victims survive, no worse than a Mexican soldier at the Alamo.
Don't get confused by the other big set of buildings near there, that is the prison.
Anyway, even if using a portacan was not what she had in mind, and she does not enjoy the scene, she will probably forgive and forget real soon. After all, a lady's memory for anything any male does wrong is pretty short, about like the lifespan of granite.
Hope you don't mind a little humor, and to be serious, they may be offering rides in something fun at Chino. If she is not used to riding in a warbird, I'd suggest dong it in the morning while it is cool and calm. Last time I was there flying in the show, we stayed at a nice Hilton nearby. Bet there are some romantic B & B around also.