Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:16 pm
"That's right Hank, you did win the spot landing contest!"
Cheers,
David
Cheers,
David
"so what---we ARE walking away aren't we?"
Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:39 pm
Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:42 pm
"Nothing a little Super Glue can't fix"
Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:31 pm
When I said "take off power" I meant "full power"....
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Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:39 pm
1. " So what exactly does flare mean?"
2. "At least the feds can't get our N-Number cause the freaking tail's gone!"
2. "At least the feds can't get our N-Number cause the freaking tail's gone!"
Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:25 pm
"So, do you think the Yankees are gonna win the series this year?"
Jerry
Jerry
Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:40 am
D-Day: Hey, quit your blubberin'. When I get through with this baby you won't even recognize it.
Otter: Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You f*cked up - you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.
Flounder: [crying] That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell Fred?
Otter: I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his B-24, but you parked it out back last night and in the morning, it was gone. We report it to the police, D-Day takes care of the wreck, the insurance company buys your brother a new B-24.
Flounder: Will that work?
Otter: Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.
Bluto: [thrusting six-pack into Flounder's hands] My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med.
D-Day: [firing up blow-torch] There you go now, just leave everything to me.
Otter: Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You f*cked up - you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.
Flounder: [crying] That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell Fred?
Otter: I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his B-24, but you parked it out back last night and in the morning, it was gone. We report it to the police, D-Day takes care of the wreck, the insurance company buys your brother a new B-24.
Flounder: Will that work?
Otter: Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.
Bluto: [thrusting six-pack into Flounder's hands] My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med.
D-Day: [firing up blow-torch] There you go now, just leave everything to me.
Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:02 am
Jack had it right again..."Gary's definitely not going to f***ing like this! He's already having to fix those two you dinged yesterday. I think it might be time for some remedial training." 
Gary
Gary
Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:28 am
All I know is that we were minding our own buniness and all of the sudden out of know where this flying Shark came up and took a bite out of our Tail ! And that is the Truth Sir nothing but !
Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:40 pm
"I Told you having a 13 on our plane was bad luck"
"Do you think supply will give us some new pairs of underwear?"
"So, how far is your seat cusion up there?"
"Do you think supply will give us some new pairs of underwear?"
"So, how far is your seat cusion up there?"
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:54 pm
I thought you said you stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:42 pm
"So, Sarge...you'll have her ready to fly by tomorrow, right?"
Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:13 pm
Well, I'm gonna need some plyers and some 30wt. Ballbearings.
Now put some 3-n-1 oil on it with some gauze pads and get me about 10 gallons of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No,wait, make it Quakerstate.
Now put some 3-n-1 oil on it with some gauze pads and get me about 10 gallons of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No,wait, make it Quakerstate.
Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:19 pm
1. Damaged? No, I prefer to say "substantially intact."
2. Trust me, we just leave it here for 60 years or so and THEN sell it...
2. Trust me, we just leave it here for 60 years or so and THEN sell it...
Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:23 pm
... "FAT, DRUNK and STUPID is no way to live your life" ....
(movie "Animal House")
(movie "Animal House")