Kyleb wrote:
Long story. Not me. Not my buddy. His brother and (now) sister in-law.
She flew into town to see my buddy's brother. I think she had reached fiance' status by then. Anyway, he had to work on Friday, so she dropped him at work and took his car to run around town and eventually meet some friends for a late lunch.
Lunch was at a nice restaurant with valet parking. So, after having the car parked, she ate and had several drinks with friends. Upon leaving, she took the car and headed off to pick up my pal's brother from work.
At some point, she got confused on directions (not being from around here and all) and made a wrong turn. Unfortunately, she didn't turn down a street, she ended up turning onto the tracks at a railroad crossing. (Did I mention that she put away a few at lunch?) The car, of course, got stuck on the tracks, so she went looking for a phone to call the proper authorities so no harm would come to the car.
Unfortunately, she had picked a very busy stretch of track, and a train shredded the car before she was able to contact the right folks.
The police took her away for a number of alleged crimes, including DUI.
Meanwhile, my buddy's brother was waiting for her at work. And waiting, and waiting. Eventually, he called another friend and got a ride home.
When he got home, there was a message on his answering machine. It was the valet service. They had a very angry customer who wanted her car back. It seems that the valet had given the fiance' the wrong Grey Honda Accord that afternoon, and the valet service really, really needed the other customer's car back. Oh, and by the way, your car is here, so come get it when you return the other car.
A short time later, the fiance called. "I'm in jail, got your car run over by a train, etc."...
"Well, you may be in jail, but you didn't get MY car run over by a train."
The customer who wanted her car back wasn't a happy camper. Everyone involved got sued. The valet company, the restaurant, the guy and his fiance, etc...
By the way, the couple has been married for 15 or more years now...
That should be a movie