WAAYY off topic but funny
Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:26 am
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to he-- for up to 8 full hours.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
ST. M O M M A 'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person".
B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping - Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
A N T I - T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.
Mudge the chemist
D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to he-- for up to 8 full hours.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
ST. M O M M A 'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person".
B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping - Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
A N T I - T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.
Mudge the chemist
Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:34 pm
So Mudge, just how many times have you been married??
Or, should we ask, how much longer will you be?
Or, should we ask, how much longer will you be?
Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:45 pm
Since you asked
1) This is the third for both of us.
2) 'Til I die. Time and date (and method) to be determined.
Mudge the repeat offender
1) This is the third for both of us.
2) 'Til I die. Time and date (and method) to be determined.
Mudge the repeat offender
Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:51 pm
Did you make all these up yourself? Or did you get any from an email or something?
Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:24 pm
I cannot tell a lie. Email 
Mudge the plagiarist
Mudge the plagiarist
Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:12 pm
you've heard of an appendectomy, a toncillectomy...... do you know what the procedure is called when a woman wants a sex change to a man??? it's called an addadicktome!! nyukk nuyukk 