Isn't it funny how people think they're John Wayne
when they think they'll never meet the person at the other end of an internet argument? Maybe pathetic is a better word.
I once had a run-in with someone who threatened me on a internet forum. I found he was at an event I was at, which I had no clue of ahead of time. I came up to him, expecting someone about my age and was going to carve my initials into him somewhere. Turns out the guy was a short, beanpole 20-year old who you just know
never kissed a girl in his life. I was twice his size (and I don't mean gut, either). I walked up, introduced myself politely by my real name and internet handle. You could see the look of, "Oh [poop]" in his eyes when he realized who he was talking to. Then I stepped back and said, "Okay, you said you were going to kick my butt. I'll even give you the first punch, but you're not walking away without a fight, sweetpea." He lost control of his bodily functions while his friends laughed at him. I stepped close and said softly, "You never know how crazy or determined someone at the other end of a keyboard can really be. This was just a coincidence I ran into you here. Don't you
EVER threaten anyone online again. Play nice, or I swear I'll see to it personally that someone will make good on your offer. The
only reason I didn't beat the [poop] out of you right now is that I'm former Army, twice your age and size, and well trained. That wouldn't be right." He literally ran to his car and left. His pals told me he was asking for what I did for a while and they doubted he'd be like that again.
Another time on a re-enacting forum, someone equally became jerky. He didn't realize I had family very close to where they do events. He was PM'ing threats and all kinds of insanity. I asked for their event schedule and advised I'd be happy to bring this up in person that spring. I found out later he asked someone who knew both of us and realized I wasn't bluffing about the proximity. It's amazing, but you know, I never heard from him again. Odd, huh?
