Warbird Information Exchange

Col,

CONNIVETHEWORLD - Tour Managers for the WIX World Tour can now confirm We have booked both of those new dates in Australia, I have some important clients of my "services" in Australia and I have arranged a full flypast of 24 F111's (both C and G models) to do a combined Dump and Burn display for the end of each show at no cost at all (the invoice from Defence Force will simply show "PAID IN FULL" for "services rendered").

I have been advised by our promoter in SE Asia that both Wanaka and Point Cook are now sold out and he has asked Me to release a second show at both of those venues, which I have agreed.


(As you requested I have also arranged for you and AVM Parker to again visit one of my very close friends while you are downunder, Madam Natasha at Her School for wayward anaroks - She advises Me She understands your "special needs" and will be able to "accomodate" both of you - She has sent me pictures of your last "visit" - and tells me you were both very norty boys!!)


(thank you for the box of toys they arrived earlier this week, but I will need more batteries though. I especially like the cuffs, ball gag and strap-on, I like that the most, and although Con hasnt mentioned it - or anything else since they arrived, but he seems to like them as well.)

You and AVM Parker will have to come and visit after the WIX World Tour, I know Con would love some company (and rest) , perhaps you might both like to try out some of the toys too.

I and Con are just negotiating the purchase of our new home, a large secure property with its own funpark near Santa Barbara California (I dont know if you have heard of it - "NeverLand Ranch"), it seems the "retired" pop star who owns it might be "going away" for a quite a while and will not be needing it any more.

I am planning to knock down the funpark and build a new runway in its place, so all of my new friends with their warbirds can come and visit and I can sit on their cockpits and play with their joysticks.

(I wont need the funpark, as I will be turning the basement and underground carpark into a "play room" to keep all my toys, and where my "guests" can stay - Of course Con will be sleeping down there permanently!)

I will be keeping all the animal cages too- they might come in handy down the track

I plan to rename it NEVERTAKEOFF RANCH,
"you can checkout - but you can never leave"

love
Mistress Trixie Divine (and My husband Con Nive)

Madam Director
CONNIVE THE WORLD INC

www.connivetheworld.com

mistresstrixie@connivetheworld.com


click here for WIX WORLD TOUR DATES
www.connivetheworld.com/pics_of_Col&AVM ... s_2003.htm

woops sorry Hon, dont circulate that link above, use this one

www.connivetheworld.com/wixworldtourdates.htm

Mistress Trixie..I must decline your "less than sterling offer" of winter employment. The "plumbing" offer you described is outside the scope of my capabilities(or for that matter, desires)! Besides, I don't do basements
very well...I have this delicate condition and you don't strike me as the
sympatico-type. Adieu, Trixie.

p.s.
Just because I have determined that employment with you is beyond my "tolerance" levels...this does not mean that your comfort requirements
have passed from my expert attention! In one of your previous posts
you mentioned "extra battery requirements". Given my percieved
requirements of your "special operational envelope", might I suggest
some sort of "shore power", or portable generator..perhaps with kick start
and magneto arrangement. Yours truly, A. Nutz

I maybe Nutz, but I'm not stupid!

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well, if I can get the time off, I'll be in Chino. If so, I'll probably be working my usual post at the ramp based museum giftshop. come on by and say hello!

Col Hun,

I have had an urgent request for WIXWORLD TOUR to do a special benefit event in California, a dear "client" of Mine that I call "RubbaYa" has rang and asked a big favour.

His real name is George but I am not allowed to mention his surname and middle initial, but he and his father - who is also George, have been "clients" for years.

Anyway "RubbaYa" is running behind in some polls and would like WIX to open some type of campaign benefit? in California, Arny (who is another "client" whose surname I cant mention, will be there with "RubbaYa" and will MC the event - he just got some big job? there himself ).

Madam Divine
Campaign Event Director
&
CEO
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WIXWORLDTOUR dates at: www.connivetheworld.com/wixworldtour.htm

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