You Can Teach Monkeys To Fly Better Than That!
Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:49 pm
B-25D 75th BS 42BG 1944
Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:09 pm
Thanks Jack, you stole my signature line! 
Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:31 pm
Pilot to Co-pilot, " Do you think we won the spot landing contest ?"
Co-pilot to Pilot, " I don't know about the spot landing contest, but my shorts now have spots in them, and I can't find my seat cushion"
Co-pilot to Pilot, " I don't know about the spot landing contest, but my shorts now have spots in them, and I can't find my seat cushion"
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Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:39 pm
Looks like a model I left in the sun once... 
SN
SN
B-25
Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:07 am
Edgar, please tell me again how putting the small wheel in front solves all the landing problems!
Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:14 am
What do you mean ? That we cant land on a Aircraft Carrier we took off from one !
Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:22 am
If that broke back bomber is from broke back mountain watch out for the tail gunner 
Bow down before the emperor you American dog
Bow down before the emperor you American dog
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:24 am
Looks like a fatal attempt at a 3 point landing.
Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:48 am
Dugas and Thibideaux are coming in for a landing when Dugas looks down and sees the runway in front of them.
D: "Man, dat is da shortest runway I ever did saw!"
T: "Yah, how we can get in der? Dat ting is short as my driveway!"
D: "Okay, you drop the flaps and hit da breaks and we'll trow Boudreaux out da side wit a rope and he can grab a palm tree and dat'll stop dis ting for shore."
They cram the plane down on the runway, slap the flaps down, Boudreaoux leaps out the side hatch and impales himself on the palm tree, the rope snaps taught, the plane collapses in a cloud of dust, breaking its back along the way.
The two pilots untangle threselves from all the gear that has dropped from the ceiling and flown forwad from aft of the cockpit.
Dugas looks out the side window and says
"Dang, would yo look at how WIDE that runway is?"
D: "Man, dat is da shortest runway I ever did saw!"
T: "Yah, how we can get in der? Dat ting is short as my driveway!"
D: "Okay, you drop the flaps and hit da breaks and we'll trow Boudreaux out da side wit a rope and he can grab a palm tree and dat'll stop dis ting for shore."
They cram the plane down on the runway, slap the flaps down, Boudreaoux leaps out the side hatch and impales himself on the palm tree, the rope snaps taught, the plane collapses in a cloud of dust, breaking its back along the way.
The two pilots untangle threselves from all the gear that has dropped from the ceiling and flown forwad from aft of the cockpit.
Dugas looks out the side window and says
"Dang, would yo look at how WIDE that runway is?"
Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:28 am
an entire new meaning to the phrase "take a bow"
Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:12 am
I can't believe you blokes don't know about this! It wasn't an accident. It was a secret program to develop a B25 that could sniff out landmines on unsealed runways.
Walrus
Walrus
Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:25 am
hmmm methinks this was the inflatable version [B-25I] that blew a valve and lost some air-pressure....
Martin
Martin
I knew we should have used the name-brand duct tape....
Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:47 am
dammitt!
Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:48 am
"The crew of this B-25D nick-named, "Bloodhound", shows just how far they'll go to sniff out the enemy!"
Jerry
Jerry
Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:17 am
To paraphrase Jack on a previous thread....."Dang it, Gary's not going to freakin' like this!" 