Air Force Admits Memphis Belle Hoax!!!

[Jack Cook]

Air Force Museum officials made a surprise announcment today admitting to a 6 decade long hoax covering up the fact that the famous bomber wasn't the first B-17 to complete 25 combat missions over Europe. The hoax came to light after workers restoring the famous Boeing bomber removed paint exposing the insignia of a nude angel riding a bomb and the name "H*ll's Angel.
In other developments Jack Cook admits CY was first the break the sound barrier and Pappy Boyington was All-American hero

[Mike]

I've known that's the case for a long time now, Jack. Everyone knows that David Tallichet was flying the real Memphis Belle around the US for the last 20 years!

[marine air]

I think I'm going to print and have framed on my wall Jack making complimentary statements about Pappy Boyington. It must be something they are putting in his model airplane glue!

[tom d. friedman]

what the f**k??? is the usaf museum pulling an april fools joke too??

[airnutz]

Jack making complimentary statements about Pappy Boyington.

Not really, tho this is probably as close as he'll ever get!
C'mon Jackie..baby steps..C--H--U--you can do it...C--K Y--E.....

[Zachary]

Boy Jack, you had me going until the CY part

Zack

[Jack Cook]

what the f**k??? is the usaf museum pulling an april fools joke too??

Fish on!!!

[tom d. friedman]

you s.o.b.!!!! you turned my own gun on me!!

[Django]

too funny!