Pooner wants a refund! He bought the wrong truck!
I had to laugh at this more than a year ago we needed to move the Harpoon out of the dirt graveyard and onto the concrete hardstand to begin the gutting process of removing wings, tail, etc.
'Poon had sat in the dirt storage for 15+ years and had started to slowly slip into terra firma - meaning we literally had to dig a ramp in the wheel area to start the big slide forward. Tires had become one with mother earth and were literally down to the wheels in the desert.
One Dodge 1500 series 2WD quad cab attached to 'Poon and the great pull begins. Truck grunts and spins tires. OK, so we attach a 2500 series 4WD Chevy truck to 'Poon for round two. You guessed it - tires spinning and nothing moves other than dust. Brilliant idea - gang a Dodge and Chevy together and try to do same thing working together. A grand total of 6WD working together! Not! End result? Burned tires for both and dust clouds. Man, what's wrong here? We've seen airplanes moved in those commercials on television!
I'm sure the next suggestion would have been to find a Ford or maybe a lone GMC to enter the fight, but in the end the only way this hog moved was with an ugly old 1950s mil surplus tug with questionable tires and starting abilities and weepy hydraulics. In the end it was sheer dead weight and a little positive momentum that got the job done.
Smoke, mirrors, or maybe a little stretching of the truth in advertising I cannot say about these TV ads, but we yucked and laughed about them while doing this. In the end of the one that came through for us was none other than the squat, ugly looking thing lurking across the field that was the 11th hour miracle. She was truly the bar hag waving to us 15 minutes before closing time and last call... ah, what the hell... nothing else is in our favor...
I guess that would have made for bad TV - one crap wagon lumping another, eh?