u.s. navy admiral wants urinals removed from all ship heads

[tom d. friedman]

welcome aboard ladies...... to the politically correct 21st century u.s. navy!! (this no sh1t!!..... had to get that 1 in their somewhere !! ) a u.s. navy admiral wants all male urinals removed from all ships to placate women sailors & to ease the tension that they are different while on board ships with the men. duuuhhh doiy!! have they looked below their belts & chins lately?? i forgot the admiral's last name, but his 1st name is john!! no joke!! he has become nicknamed as "potty john" it's possibly springer?? i'll check again. anyway, what a labor intensive boondoggle of a lame idea & concern in these trying military times!! maybe he has stock in a toilet company & he's feathering his nest for retirement?? ok male swab jockeys & squids...... we, as men, are going to demand the removal of all sanitary napkin dispensers to keep it fair & even!! oh brother!!! what is happening to our leadership??

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[muddyboots]

Or maybe he sees a way to save some money at the cost of making our squids sit to piss, thereby saving other squids from wiping their piss up, and saving the cost of installing urinals and thus making all latrines uni sex and thus useable by everybody instead of forcing female squids to walk all the way fore and aft to use the can. Maybe. It is more fun to complain about the PC military though, I agree.

I'd just like to point out that there are no urinals in the field in the Army. A hole is a hole is a hole, thank you. Or in many cases a bush is a bush is a bush. Or an empty room is an empty room is an empty room.

[Warhawk]

And once the urinals are removed there will be endless training cycles devoted to "putting the seat down". Can the american taxpayer truly afford this long term cost as it is a proven fact that men are incapable of doing that.

[tom d. friedman]

found the admiral. he is vice admiral john b. nathman pacific fleet air command ( retired ) hope he isn't going to mess with the aircraft relief tubes too!!

[bdk]

I suspect the lines in the head will increase dramatically.

Maybe it would be better to surgically remove... Ehhh, never mind!

[muddyboots]

They don't do that in Boot?

[tom d. friedman]

heyyyy!!!!! i just had a great idea!!!! remember those aircraft toilet seats that caused a big stink (sorry, had to say it) back in the late 80's early 90' that cost 10's of thousands of $$$$ each?? well, they are probably being stored in some military warehouse. admiral potty john can cut the expenditure for the replacement of those urinals with those golden seats!! now all we'll have to pay for is the porcelain & plumbing!!!

[TROJANII]

Or maybe he sees a way to save some money at the cost of making our squids sit ...

OK. How many men, if there is no urinal and are not doing number 2, sit down to do number 1?

[shrike]

Or maybe he sees a way to save some money at the cost of making our squids sit ...

OK. How many men, if there is no urinal and are not doing number 2, sit down to do number 1?

Before, or after, the advent of Angry Birds, and smartphones in general?

[TROJANII]

Touche.