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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:26 am 
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Good news: Thai Airways is firing some flight attendants for being too fat and too old.

Not so good news: 62% of these old fat ones are male.

Bad news: Your favorite airline is hiring the other 38%.

In case you don't see the humor in this, the facts are true, the idea of humor is mine.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:24 pm 
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Here ya go Bill!


Subject: FW: how to save the airlines





HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES:

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:15 am 
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Hemiman wrote:
Here ya go Bill!


Subject: FW: how to save the airlines





HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES:

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,

Bill Clinton



Dear Mr. Clinton,this is one of the smartest ideas I have heard in yrs. they could also show pornos on the seat back tv's. I'll vote for you.but not your old lady

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:37 am 
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Hemiman wrote:
Here ya go Bill!


Subject: FW: how to save the airlines





HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES:

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,

Bill Clinton












crazy........ but i like the logic!!

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