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 Post subject: The Ad
PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 4:31 pm 
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Old woman posted in ad in the paper. Wanted: Man who won't hit me, run around on me, and must be good in bed. The next day, her doorbell rings. She opens the door to see a man in a wheelchair with no arms or legs. "An I help you?" the old woman asks. "i'm answering the ad" the man replies. "But you have no legs", she says. "I won't be able to run around on you" he said. "And you have no arms" she continued. "i won't be able to hit you". The old woman squinted. "are you good in bed?" she asks. "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"


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